Me: Hey, what's up?
CBDG: (drunk laughter and stumbling) I really need to talk to you...
Me: Oh yeah?
CBDG: So it's my birthday!
Me: Happy birthday!!!
CBDG: And I need to tell you something...
Me: mmmk...
CBDG: Yeah, my hot friend thinks you're really cute...
Me: Awesome! Who's your friend?
CBDG: That guy right there...
Me: Wah-wah-wah-waheeaheeaheeahhhh!!!!
Then I was told my glasses were "a little gay" and my hair "wasn't
helping" Awesome. Yeah. Not that it's not flattering and all,
but like, Yyyyyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh...
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