People in NYC are crazy. This is an actual posting from Craiglist's MISSED CONNECTIONS. Now before I get started on just how ridiculous the postings are in general— "I sat next to you from JFK to LA, but didn't say hi. Anyways, thought you were really cute..."— let me just say this, most likely the person you saw once on a subway or whatever whom you thought was cute or nice or whatever, but never sac'd up to talk to, or in the case of chicks, vag-ed up, probably forgot about your existence completely. But everyone has dreams of nycdreamgirl.com or some such bullshit. Anyways, behold, from a posting entiteled, "Lincoln Tunnel... You let me merge in front of you"
You could be married for all I know. But, you were so sweet to let me merge in front of you today at the entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel going towards New Jersey. I was headed to Home Depot, and you exited before I did. You were driving a black infinity (?) SUV. I was driving a black SUV too. Anyway, I thought you were cute. I'd love to buy you a cup of coffee to say thanks! =)
Just for the record, A) you are incredibly desperate, and I hate you. B) do you really think that someone allowing you to merge warrants a date? REALLY? Are you fucking for REAL? So like, if he shows up to the date, does that instantly qualify him for a handi in the bathroom? FUCK you.
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