One more thing

Thanks, America. On behalf of the entire world, whom you know I speak for, thank you for actually delivering into office someone who CAN (not WILL, but CAN, as in is laden with potential TO) bring our standing as a world LEADER back. He's smart, he's compassionate, he's well spoken, he's well-read, he's easy to like, and oh yeah, he's a halfie... And he's pretty much the best thing that's happened to this country in a long fucking time.