Monday, January 26, 2009

On poorly lit porn

Seriously... come on. I mean, I appreciate the fact that you want to put your wang and your girlfriend's poorly shaven cooter on the intertron. I appreciate that you even convinced her to look up at the camera while she fellates you. I even appreciate the fact that you don't try to hide all the zits on both your asses. But like, I mean, if you're going to go through all the trouble of that, the least you could do is light the damn shot well. Shit.

And then there's the production porno with the bad lighting. What's THAT all about? I saw a video that was so washed out, the white balance was so bad that you couldn't tell where a white chick's body ended and the beige rug began. What the fuck is THAT? And yet you found this acceptable enough to release? REALLY?

Here's a question. Now that like just about everyone is getting their porn on the world-wide net, how are porn companies going to stay in business? I mean, I realize that all the free porn sites that are out there are recycling content, but someone has to be creating content. And who the FUCK is paying for that? That seems like a shitty business model, no?

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