No Fucking Shit

This just in, I'm right. Again. For years I've been railing against Romantic Comedies, as they basically ruin womens' expectations of relationships. The sappy, stupid shit that chicks eat up somehow fucks with their brains. Which is why when asked by a girl to watch some such drivel, I say that I'd rather have a red-hot poker made out of my own calcified feces shoved through my rectum and pierce my heart. Too tired to expound anymore... read the article. Then look at this... it'll make you stupider.