Respect Yourself, Fool!

Ummm quick shout out. You have a facebook/myspace/"friendster?"/other social networking page, right? And on it you have a pic of yourself right? And maybe you're in a relationship with someone. Don't, and I'm going to repeat myself and de-conjugate, do NOT have your profile picture be a really super cute pic of the two of you doing love-bird things. That's inane. And really grinds my gears. Are you trying to express to the world that you actually aren't a complete person, and that this other entity completes you? Are you trying to say that you are defined by other people, and this other person therefore solidifies your place in a social hierarchy of which you long to be a part of? Do you HONESTLY think that it's cute? These pics make me want to vomit into my own anus, then shit out the rectal/stomach fluid, and wash my eyes in it. I don't care how fucking hot your girlfriend is, the fact that you choose to define yourself by taking a snapshot of the two of you belies how fucking desperate and insignificant your life was before you met that person. That's fucking sad. And sorry to say it, but you two are probably going to break up. Because people who can't be ok with themselves alone tend not to be very happy on the inside. And then before you know it, BAM, she fucked some other dude who seemed like a really nice guy... So chiggidity check yourself. Also, Firefox knows the word "chiggidity" but not the word "facebook". What's that all about?