Why do they call it a "Sausage McMuffin with Egg™"? I mean, are we supposed to believe that the general populace is so stupid as to think that an Egg McMuffin has egg, but a Sausage McMuffin does not? What about a Sausage and Egg McMuffin? Or a Egg McMuffin with Sausage? Don't you feel stupid ordering a Sausage McMuffin "with egg"? How bout they just have "Egg McMuffin" and they try to upsell you, "Do you want Sausage with that?" Wouldn't that be a hell of a lot easier? Like Burger King's "make it bacon" where you could get bacon on your soda for 30 cents more, just by saying those magic words...
Who buys the President's underpants? I was at first inclined to think, well obviously he does. But then I remembered reading an interview with Bill Clinton just after leaving office, where they were asking him how he was adjusting to civilian life. He mentioned that he hadn't handled money in 8 years, so that was a big adjustment... carrying a wallet again. So then I thought maybe Laura hooks up the tighties. But that's not a very dignified thing for a first lady to shop for. So who buys the President's underpants?
Also, how do they decide which secret service agent has to go into the bathroom with the President while he's dropping dueces? I mean, I know at the White House they don't need to, but let's say the P is staying somewhere outside of home, or like at a function at a hotel, and has to go drop anchor. How do they decide who has to stand inside the bathroom door and listen to Bush dump his brains out? Does that guy every think that he "didn't sign up for this"?
What is more grammatically correct: "Why do I stay up late thinking of such inanity", or "Because you're a moron, that's why", and why? Answer in the form of a complete sentence (which is incidentally not a complete sentence).
Looking at this will make you stupider.
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