Addendum

As happens from time to time, I feel inclined to clarify some of my earlier statements. It's come to my attention that a line from my most recent blog "Why Guys Like Porn (short version)" was incompletely explained. That line was, "Women are hardwired to seek out the best mate for the propagation of the species". Now, my blog was not meant to say that women don't like sex, don't enjoy the sexual act, and don't look at and enjoy pornography. Many (apparently many, many) women have begun watching and producing porn for their own viewing. My blog was aimed at the women who don't like porn, who find it vile and disgusting and offensive, and view any guy who enjoys porn as a sick fuck. It was to those women that I attempted to explain a bit about male sexuality. I was NOT trying to take a misogynistic view of the world, simplifying men as "fuckers", and women as "nesters" or something as base as that. I meant that in nature, for the propagation of the species (which is what sexual congress in nature is for) females search for a good genetic match (and are therefore more selective in their mates), while males will pretty much bone anyone (studies have actually proven that what we find attractive in a potential mate is actually what sets up a potentially good genetic match— and oftentimes it is variety that we seek out, which explains why Jewish dudes love Asian chicks so much— so that in some way both sexes have this innate search, but women are more discerning, so we'll just go with that for a while).

Now while the Flying Spaghetti Monster has endowed humans with the wonderous physical sensation of the orgasm, to help entice us to propagate fruitfully (although not the 30-minute orgasm of our bacony delicious piggy friends), making our sexual congresses so much sexier than the House of Representatives and the Senate, even though the house is shaped like a tit, the fact remains that on a purely reproductive level, women are inclined to be more selective about whom they let enter into that "special" kind of hug. I'm not saying that women don't like sex every bit as much as men, if not more. I'm not saying that women don't get pleasure from masturbating or fantasizing or looking at porn. I'm not saying that women only look for potential life mates while men look for fuck buddies. I'm not saying that women don't walk down the street and see a dude and think "Check out the package on THAT dude!!!!" or wonder what it might be like to have sex with two midgets and a donkey that whistles "Dixie". But my blog was about MEN, and all that I'm saying is that men DO fantasize about fucking different chicks. I'm not saying that it should be socially acceptable for us to check out a chick while we're standing next to our lover, because that's rude and cruel. To make your significant other feel unattractive and unwanted, or at least LESS wanted is humiliating and unnecessary. But to those ladies out there who think that a guy looking at porn is the same thing as cheating, all I'm saying is that actually fantasy is natural, healthy, and generally leads to healthier, stronger relationships rather than hurting them. I mean, wouldn't you rather have your man beat his dick and come home at night to make love to you, rather than go out looking for other chicks to bone?